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Dented Meat @DentedMeat @5by5 Chatroom

The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Joined Twitter 3/9/12

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.@sdw Siri gonna SiriLooking forward to WWDC week. Hoping I can catch up with @imyke @ismh @shawnblanc @_DavidSmith again.
3/20
2015
.@mantia @mrgan In Soviet Russia, the copyrights intend you!.@marcoarment As Grandma Dented used to say, “all it takes is one bad apple…”
3/13
2015
The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds. Rest in peace, Sir Terry Pratchett. http://t.co/pSTWHKAvJz
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3/12
2015
@reneritchie I see what you did there.No fracas, no freedom. 🇬🇧
3/11
2015
@marksiegal savage Watch EDITION prices announced. Our thoughts and prayers are with @gruber’s twitter feed.WHO CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC?!@swilliams copy and paste doesn’t count, you jackalI challenge anyone to say “fluoroelastomer" five time fast. Can’t be done.Wait. No glowing Apple logo on the new MacBook?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)Apple MacBook promo video: mesmerizing @_@
3/9
2015
@Ihnatko @gruber I concur
3/1
2015
I’m pretty sure this whole #dressgate kerfuffle can be blamed on the FCC approving net neutrality. #ThanksObama p.s. #blackandblue@davidcaolo They don’t call them Content Misplacement Systems for nothing
2/26
2015
.@siracusa @atpfm Depends. Are we talking 7-up™ phones or Sierra Mist™ phones?
2/20
2015
Building an app against this web service got me all like http://t.co/uKXEElj2xw
2/17
2015
@ismh @imyke 😱 oh my@jsnell “we own both domains”? You were able to get it back from the depths of the corporate catacombs?!@jsnell I think you're thinking of http://t.co/d41KB1gtT7
2/10
2015
@jsnell Welcome to the club! Only 8 more to go before you earn your monocle. @imyke @atpfm @caseyliss @marcoarment @siracusa@imyke I think you're thinking of #jackalism @jsnell @atpfm @caseyliss @marcoarment @siracusa
2/6
2015
Undocumented web APIs FTW! http://t.co/ATaFWTFDFS@hotdogsladies @jxpx777 whoa. http://t.co/CRhGbQzNLS@hotdogsladies @jxpx777 I think you're thinking of Banana Jr. 6000That awkward moment where you’re on dial-in a conference call and you hear a toilet flushing on another line… #StoogeCorp
1/27
2015
@moiseschiu @hotdogsladies I would've also accepted "Liquids gonna liquid"
1/26
2015
@czeins @hotdogsladies Nice!™
1/22
2015
Professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure?A special Back to Work will record this week. Watch this space.
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1/20
2015
@hotdogsladies perhaps because your serial is gluten free? #podcastbelly @gruber @marcoarment @jesseauciello
1/16
2015
.@siracusa @hotdogsladies [cue montage of @hotdogsladies waxing cars and painting fences for @siracusa]
1/9
2015
.@marcoarment @siracusa I think you're thinking of “hōver”
1/8
2015
@sensibleworld @moiseschiu bravo! Looking forward to the rest!
1/7
2015
@moiseschiu @sensibleworld Yowza! I’m forever in your debt!@sensibleworld @stan_chow indeed! I want a version of the Bond 50 boxed set with that as the artwork!@sensibleworld @stan_chow oh. my. 😍.@marcoarment “Compaq did it first”?! I hope you’re prepared for what’s to come… Hell hath no fury like the Kaypro II user base scorned
1/6
2014
@timerkoalasing @ismh wait. they make minivans with power doors?!@jsnell spoilers!!Merry Christmas and Happy Jackaldays! 🎄🎁🎅@moiseschiu #🇺🇸.@ismh #humblebrew
12/24
2014
@tiffanyarment @imyke @dwiskus ouch. I think I strained a meme on that one. #BlameTheEggnog@tiffanyarment @imyke @dwiskus It might even be called a Conference… (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) … Against Humanity@danbenjamin @askvirginia @caseyliss @imyke I believe in Britannia, they say "are Hanaukkah"@Bobooten @tiffanyarment @caseyliss oh dear. What's the name for when you can't decide to high five or face palm?@hotdogsladies handsome hat!.@danbenjamin Ep. 43: Every Frame Is Like a Painting—1:02:50 "…what are they talking about now, these people? They're jackals! All of them!"
12/22
2014
@danbenjamin oof. That's tougher. Early 2011. It was sometime before episodes 44/45.@danbenjamin I remember The Daily Edition was the first show where you and @jensimmons called us out as jackals in the chat room@LizFurl @danbenjamin @haddiebird @BaileaV Quite spiffy!A free @5by5 mug to the 1st person to identify the show and episode where I coined the term "jackal" for our listeners. Hint: it's not b2w
Retweeted by Dented Meat@danbenjamin @5by5 I know! 😄 but it's the holiday season, so I'll let someone else win the swag.
12/20
2014
.@reneritchie sushi bars and confetti cannons are a dangerous combination@markosavic @hotdogsladies Mesmerizing @_@Just your typical daily standup meeting at Stooge Corp. https://t.co/lILQPNd7VQ
12/19
2014
@conorporter BREAKING: cancellation was due to a “hefty #@$%ing fee”.@marcoarment it’s not stuck. the reviewer is testing @OvercastFM by binge-listening to @serial
12/18
2014
.@iconmaster What is “the sound one makes after getting throat-punched by @jdalrymple?” I’ll take “Beers in Green Bottles” for $200, Alex.
12/17
2014
@imyke @jsnell @ismh @_upgradefm @_RelayFM I think you're thinking of “Gardening Leave”@swilliams aw, shucks, man. I’d be blushing if I wasn’t covered in jackal pelt.@imyke @swilliams oh, my. 😳
12/16
2014
@tiffanyarment either way, it's obvious @adamarment has good taste because he isn't holding a white Hot Wheels car. /cc @caseyliss@reneritchie @jsnell @dmoren Womp Rats Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist….
12/15
2014
@dwiskus But I thought all the cool kids were doing practical effects these days? /cc @siracusa @_DavidSmith @songadaymann
12/13
2014
@gholson @moiseschiu OH. MY.
12/12
2014
@jxpx777 @tjluoma @_bonanzafm The Fugue Strokes were a permanent fixture on my late 80’s mixtapes@bugcounter Apparently, the egg nog wasn’t lactose-gluten-free@askvirginia Christmas arrived early, thanks to @JoeCaiati.@danbenjamin I’m always thinking of @hotdogsladies.@danbenjamin Maybe your next show should be “The Email Method”? /me runs for the door 🚪🏃💨
12/10
2014
iOS 8.1.2 aka “How @viticci Got His Tones Back” “@viticci: iOS 8.1.2 is out http://t.co/1hzofADmly@reneritchie you forgot “3. Do not taunt Black Box”
12/9
2014
@_RelayFM do these stickers have the @viticci Seal of Quality? http://t.co/JcaGcPfRc4
12/8
2014
@jmetzendorf @ismh hi@tiffanyarment clearly it's a mandolin. I am disappoint, @marcoarment.@AmyJane check for squirrelsChristmas, summed up in 3 words by @dwiskus “@dwiskus: @AmyJane Christ. You people.”
12/7
2014
<Santa hat engaged> Thanks, @JoeCaiati!!@JoeCaiati yippee!! thank you!!!!!!@JoeCaiati @shawnblanc #squeeee!@shawnblanc @JoeCaiati #jealousCurrent status: Ill-equipped to act with insufficient tact
12/5
2014
@conorporter @ismh @viticci I loved Nicholson as the Joker. It’s a shame they killed him off at the end of the movie.My review of what it’s like working with [redacted] web service API: http://t.co/0xmZD7MSkP
11/25
2014
SERENITY NOWWhere’s my bourbon?
11/21
2014
@nerdist @midnight Van Hagar #RuinA90sBand Wait, am I doing this right?
11/11
2014
@davidcaolo and now we understand the origins of the phrase “wailing and gnashing of teeth”@counternotions Revolutionizing Synergistic Disruptions™@jsnell @drwave @reneritchie @jessiechar I think you’re thinking of “it’s a trap!”@hotdogsladies Fun harder, indeed.
11/6
2014
Will never stop rooting for Team #gojgo “@ismh: Our oldest turns 6 today. http://t.co/wt57m0ue1e #gojgo@imyke dang it. really could’ve used a “NSFW unless you have tissues close at hand” warning before reading that one. /@ismh
11/3
2014
.@danbenjamin #ReleaseDateBelowTheFoldGate /cc @johlag@cabel @mantia Ergo, @cabel is Olive Garden.
10/30
2014
@21x9 @GFontenot Now trending: #BerenstainGate
10/14
2014
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