Redefining cool on a daily basis
Auditions, darker roles, and Naomi Watts: http://t.co/ziwPSCOPoH
My bath towel kind of smells like garlic, and I'm okay with that.
Air quotes are either funny or stupid, depending on what mood I'm in.
Preparing for an audition, promo shoots, character shots, and Rose Byrne: http://t.co/pzTchSpeJ4
A mosquito would be a ridiculous pet. Things wouldn't work out well for either of you.
Know the phrase, "Happy as a clam?" How do you know clams are happy? Clams could be homicidal, and I wouldn't know any better.
Auditions, interesting articles, the benefits of a weird life, and Michael Keaton: http://t.co/1awR9pVhEN
I have cuts on my knuckles that I can't account for. Maybe I cage fight in my sleep. No bruises, tho. Maybe I'm really good at it.
I like parsnips. They're just like carrots, but a different color and totally different flavor. Ok. They're not just like carrots.
Theatre, auditions, and Taraji P. Henson: http://t.co/Ko4ohtl89G
I feel I don't wear enough velvet.
2014 wrap-up and Giovanni Ribisi: http://t.co/0S8k2cJXGX
If Tim and I put monkey bars in our apartment, my arms would look amazing.
Sinus infections, strange auditions, turning weirdness into something awesome, and Anna Kendrick: http://t.co/Wok8AcpXSI
Know what's a great word? Magnanimity. That is is all. Carry on.
Directing again, new perspectives, June Carter Cash, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/h4781lm6JZ
If it weren't for my vanity, I would get into cage fighting.
Watch out for sporks. Yes, they spoon, but they'll stab you if they have to.
Want to give an unexpected gift? Get them a barrel and plunger for churning butter. They won't see it coming.
I don't floss enough. I'm sometimes too lazy for flossing, and I don't have the grill for flossin.
No comments on it being December, the lives of actors, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/iu44omnV8b
Can octopi develop carpal tunnel? Would it be in one tentacle or all of them? That would be a cruel twist of fate.
I have a butane lighter. It makes me feel like a badass when I light candles.
I used to think Parcheesi was a snack. I've never played it, but it sounds delicious.
Yes, I know I don't NEED an espresso machine, but that wouldn't make getting one any less awesome.
Thanksgiving leftovers, embracing roles, and Angela Bassett: http://t.co/yyScxQQnyO
If I had the Miss Chiquita Banana fruit hat, I would wear it way too often.
Turkey, Thanksgiving irony, movie dreams, and Geoffrey Rush: http://t.co/BaNPocv27V
There's fruit in the lemonade?!? I'm there!
You know what's a funny word? Baloney. Go ahead. Try to say it without smiling.
Distracted, flying squirrels, and Alan Rickman: http://t.co/Hwb2SGp8Ec
I haven't ever gone on a sleigh ride...or maybe I have. I forgot where I put my sage. Maybe it's with my forgotten sleigh ride memories.
A famous panhandler complimented me for my nose. #interestingsubwayconversations
Tim and I just talked about the safety hazards of making zombie noises in public places. Yep. That's how we roll.
Late blogging (but not really), Tim's major audition, and Nicole Kidman: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Curling (as in the Canadian ice sport involving large pucks and brooms) is an acquired taste. So is venison.
Guess what song I have stuck in my head. Give up? Funkytown. I know. I wasn't expecting that, either.
Filming, auditioning, watching shows, great roles, and Frances McDormand: http://t.co/Rz825N7Eel
I heard a lot of David Bowie music this morning. I'm totally ok with that.
Moustaches are funny. Just saying.
Movie shoots, fun times, and Cary Elwes: http://t.co/MLlqda0hwx
Need a Halloween costume? I'd go for a personified bird option. Think "wild turkey w/ separation anxiety" or "tastefully seductive quail."
Being busy, making a movie, interesting jobs, birthdays, and Christopher Meloni: http://t.co/x1edbC7oZv…/october-19th-2014
If I had a pet duck, I would name her Peking and call her ducklings Pekinglets.
Wait. What day is it? Friday? It feels like a Saturday, or a Tuesday...
I was just told that my shoes are 70s glam. I'll call that a win.
Shooting a movie, and Robert Duvall: http://t.co/ISiQXZJPuG
I am wearing winter socks. Yes, I'm aware that it isn't winter yet. Don't judge me. I'm cold.
I have never been to Turkey. This needs to be remedied. Their food is amazing, and they had Nazim Hikmet.
This is a shout-out to bacon. I mean, come on. It's bacon.Remember that song, Cars, by Gary Numan? It's stuck in my head. That is all. Carry on.
Made my own deadline, fabulous movie shoot, and Lili Taylor: http://t.co/43Yn61HPqC
I want to high-5 whoever designed this jacket. Embroidery and leather combined? Don't mind if I do.
No, ice cream! Don't fall on the floor! That's not at all what I wanted you to do!
Have Cable? Watch DOA on Discovery ID network at 10pm. You'll see a familiar face on it. P.S. - It will be Tim's.I don't insist on water that sparkles. I'm not that pretentious.
Salmon is not a fruit.
Film shoots, auditions, Laurel's wedding (Congratulations, Laurel!), and John Cusack: http://t.co/XE7GUmQVWK
Remember the guy w/ the phone on Trigger Happy TV? Just saw a guy like him, but he didn't have the phone, wasn't British, and wasn't funny.
German chocolate cake amuses me. Delicious? Yes, but when did coconuts become German?
A guy wearing a plastic helmet with horns walked by me on my way to the subway. Right on, pretend Viking.
Job and skill-building variety, Tim gets ready to start taking an acting class, and George Clooney: http://t.co/mOZXkjEUoY
Someone told me that my purple tights are hilarious. I'll take it.
Bubbles? Yes, bubbles.
I talk to myself a lot. Nothing is wrong with me. I'm just an excellent conversationalist.
I ate raw garlic last night to ward-off mosquitoes. It made me cry a little. Ever ate raw garlic by itself? You'd cry a little, too.
First day of film shoot, difficult characters, and Benicio Del Toro: http://t.co/t0KHaMezG1
I'm not a sock.
I stood on a platform this morning while people drew my shoes. I can think of worse ways to get paid.
Ever had those obnoxious arrows show-up when you click the Tab key in Microsoft Word? I got rid of them. This goes in my "Win" category.
The good, the bad, and Shannon Elizabeth (definitely NOT ugly): http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Strange seats, early wake-up calls, and Chris Tucker: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Auditions, editing, German, and Stephen Fry: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Germany, directing, and Robin Williams: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
German, bettering, and Franka Potente: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
Had my backside handed to me, two auditions, and Judy Greer: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
A late blog entry, a good reason given, learning through reading, and Famke Janssen: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
There are chili peppers in my chocolate bar. It's everything I hoped it would be and more.
I have a jar that smells like pickles. Don't have much use for it, as I don't currently have any pickles that need relocating.
Audition offers for Tim and I, workouts, yoga, meditation, and Vanessa Williams: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
A role, auditions for Tim and I, spending time with my inner peculiarities, and Sir Ian McKellen: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Tim books a role, auditions for me, lots of reading, and Meryl Streep: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Theatre, Shakespeare, career choices, and Vera Farmiga: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Rest In Peace, Eli Wallach "I never lost my appetite for acting." http://t.co/YQsLd06kwL
Auditions, headshots, lots of reading, and Monty Python: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Auditions for both Tim and I, new headshots, role-types, and Courteney Cox: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
A role for Tim, actor-fun for both of us, and Amy Poehler: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Film shoot, auditions, and Albert Einstein: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
Happy Memorial Day, festival was a smash-hit, and shooting a film: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Film work, two auditions, GEFF NYC, GEFF LA, and Ashraf Barhom: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
A late update, major casting for Tim, three first-evers worldwide for us, and two movies coming up: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Cancun and Danny Trejo: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Auditions, another GEFF branch opening, crazy-pants, and Guy Pearce: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
I don't know why yogurt gets such a bad rap. Be nice to yogurt, people. That stuff is awesome.
Auditions, new actors' group, and Noah Emmerich: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
I'm not a "princess" type, but I'm wearing a fabulous sparkly belt and I've never turned down a tiara.
A callback, waiting for Tim's audition results, creatively hustling, and Jennifer Connelly: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp