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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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Wanna hold my babies? Full comic here: http://t.co/eiiX8Z1Pjf http://t.co/hhHO9e3JPfWhy haven't you had kids yet? Bonus panel version here: http://t.co/DfaXkpCbNA http://t.co/4XjTpY7OMQ
8/22
2014
Dear bakeries: we are still looking for someone to make cake for @BeatTheBlerch. If interested, email filter@theoatmeal.comNEW COMIC: Why haven't you had kids yet? http://t.co/DfaXkpCbNA http://t.co/lo1VMH9MZg
8/21
2014
How to get me to watch a movie http://t.co/S9KHgP1iyO
8/20
2014
6 coffee questions you are too afraid to ask your barista http://t.co/mpQsNrkwSz via @ILOVECOFFEEjpI nominate Tilikum the Friendly Orca Whale™ for the ice bucket challenge!I wrote a guide to running your first marathon. Full comic here: http://t.co/ggFbtVmKT5 http://t.co/f6yzVkMEZS@isaacinspace IT'S A METAPHOR, DAMNIT. Also, hug me. Do it or I'll burn the sky down.New print http://t.co/mPwGuE4xuu http://t.co/2AXcJamMNk
8/18
2014
Instagram: double tap mah tummy http://t.co/1WbZDWSyEj http://t.co/doOdj750Pk
8/17
2014
A failed experiment http://t.co/Yez3CttYq0It's such a beautiful summer day http://t.co/1d7Sk1MHSB
8/16
2014
Thomas Edison with an electric car in 1913. (Image via Wikimedia Commons: http://t.co/b8swgsHh4I) http://t.co/UcarbELaXc
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8/15
2014
#TBTcomic What it's like to play online games as a grownup http://t.co/BmIF9er4cQ@Oatmeal Songs are only illegal in Outer Space if you're not @Cmdr_Hadfield
Retweeted by Matthew Inman#FunMoonFact http://t.co/Wa0lIWf1qtJust a mantis shrimp bopping an octopus for you. http://t.co/vkusgrsCAF
8/14
2014
@SarahCAndersen Thanks! I just discovered your comics a few days ago and they’re hilarious.
8/13
2014
Tuesday night doodle. http://t.co/fT0TwpaqLH
8/12
2014
Happy #WorldCatDay http://t.co/A47hAsw3kBIt's #InternationalCatDay and I thought you'd like to know http://t.co/uBuftKEHXJ#FunMoonFact http://t.co/KEs427srfx[COMIC] Hey bro, are you a flower? http://t.co/AdzNyOjaUr
8/8
2014
#COMIC bee in the house VS bee in the car http://t.co/1B6mVKvgBYHey bro, are you a flower? http://t.co/NIc6Nc3IGo
8/7
2014
Cats playing hungry hungry hippos signed print is 50% off today http://t.co/CGRgldfR3z http://t.co/4QERJQTW8z
8/6
2014
Super Squishy Blerch stress balls are back in stock. http://t.co/QOl2gog8Sv http://t.co/4456oac196Signed prints, posters, shirts and plush toys are all on sale for the next couple of days http://t.co/vebIIuS9cm http://t.co/CwGf8lyrxFMy website turned 5 years old so we're having a big sale to celebrate. http://t.co/vebIIuS9cm http://t.co/k3e9OJZXuV
8/4
2014
Mark Twain at Tesla's Lab http://t.co/IoxibI3QcD
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8/3
2014
There was a pretty sunset in Seattle tonight and this was basically the state of things. http://t.co/4VaAgHkZzd.@TeslaMotors Would it be ok w/ you if we sold this as a t-shirt and donated 100% of the profits to the Tesla Museum? http://t.co/z126QdqtsvAlso, I think my random button doesn't work on mobile devices, so if you are using a handheld device try shaking it vigorously first.Happy Friday. Click the link below for a random comic. http://t.co/Q4TxwU9ny6 http://t.co/C4u5mJuRrIWearing a suit to work http://t.co/6hPn8ls17O
8/1
2014
Credit to @alieward for coming up with that last comic. I just drew it and made all the characters look obese and inbred, as I tend to do.Today, illustrated. http://t.co/DmuYhWABsVI verified my contact info within minutes and they're telling me my site will be back up online the next 24-48 hours. Yikes part 2.ICANN seized and disabled my website because I forgot to open an email and verify my contact info. Yikes. http://t.co/TQjj6MzTnJ
7/31
2014
@mary_roach I loved "Packing for Mars" and mentioned you onstage: https://t.co/dZExBQdE5I Also, #RememberEnosThePenisThanks to @paulandstorm and @wilw for inviting me to W00tstock so I could talk about monkeys and explosions onstage https://t.co/dZExBQdE5I.@orlandobloom I heard you aced my quiz http://t.co/avWl3PIDPX http://t.co/X6zjKqxAQhNEW: I am here to teach you about animals in space http://t.co/NzcldZbyTL http://t.co/FCnKwnM1es#AsparagusBumDragons http://t.co/NGb4ZTOrkJIs there a word for when you modify a sentence because you don't want it to rhyme? http://t.co/Jaq2ncjgSq
7/30
2014
How to play airplane peekaboo http://t.co/ubHObYyZTL
7/29
2014
!!! http://t.co/wsUdxfoSjx@christinaha booth 1021. I'm gone now but I'll be back tomorrowDrew a Wolverine at comic-con and he's looking #sexy http://t.co/0ENCKyhJsZFoursquare is telling me I need to download a separate app to check in. I'm still cool to tweet from twitter though, so that's good news.
7/25
2014
@dannysullivan yeah, booth 1021@dannysullivan oh hi Danny.All set up at #SDCC. I'm in booth 1021. http://t.co/fIrYq4emKbHoly crap you guys I'm posting from an airplane! #exciting http://t.co/NeJWT1RLHK
7/23
2014
Who's headed to #SDCC? Ill be at booth #1021.
7/22
2014
Bonus panel to today’s comic here: http://t.co/J2mjCRs1c9There are only two moments in a father's life when it is acceptable to cry in front of his son http://t.co/dK5hOzbDrK@ShaneCulleton https://t.co/yH2GMdDudn@ShaneCulleton http://t.co/z6At66oDiUHeads up: only 24 hours left to order a @BeatTheBlerch virtual race kit http://t.co/jPSCviKYzO http://t.co/H8guywRwlHHow to perfectly load a dishwasher http://t.co/QzKJ1XzlAO (bonus panel button at the bottom)How to perfectly load a dishwasher. http://t.co/8puvvfhoWr
7/21
2014
@RagnarRelay heck yes. Team 395 will be on the lookout for some cakey litter.Just finished painting our van for @RagnarRelay http://t.co/z8B2NKRqWG
7/18
2014
I'm running the NW passage @RagnarRelay tomorrow. Our team is "we got the runs" and we'll be wearing Blerch shirts. Say hi if you see us.
7/17
2014
Virtual race kits are now available (but only for the next 7 days). Details here: http://t.co/DRZtm0Fcy2 http://t.co/BthpQBSDNi
Retweeted by Matthew InmanUpdate for @BeatTheBlerch! We've added virtual race kits. Details here: http://t.co/yyAMnebHa2
7/15
2014
The pros and cons of making a pros and cons list http://t.co/5LKZX8u4Ig
7/12
2014
5k/10k training run happening at Green Lake tomorrow in Seattle. All are welcome: https://t.co/DBZQ3kscCY
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7/11
2014
Happy birthday to Tesla, version 1.0. http://t.co/3Aw9zp28bL
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@idloco http://t.co/qRViX5M6fb.@TeslaMotors <3 http://t.co/DUhOq2lqKV.@elonmusk Happy Nikola Tesla Day, Elon. And thank you so very much.$1 million from Elon Musk! And a supercharging station! Thank you, Mr. Musk!!!
Retweeted by Matthew InmanElon Musk Donates $1 Million to New Tesla Museum - For his 158th birthday, Nikola Tesla got a day named in... http://t.co/EshqFIWfgJ
Retweeted by Matthew InmanSo, I had a call with Elon Musk earlier this week… http://t.co/5ucddA0G0f http://t.co/T3kGRlzsOZ
7/10
2014
New comic: Get away from her you B**CH! http://t.co/BBgPml3dDX http://t.co/5jCfn6W8jiUpdate:I had a call with Elon Musk this week and I've got some exciting news. Tomorrow is Tesla's 158th birthday,so I'll save it until then
7/9
2014
Every campfire, ever. http://t.co/7sVoqXeLsyI'm gonna open up a retail store http://t.co/cQWQYgAdtJ
7/7
2014
Thanks, Internet. http://t.co/QsL6oQPMf1How will you be celebrating Nikola Tesla Day, July 10?
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@jackconte Cartoonists suffer the same fate. P.S. I love your music so please remain in that dark, quiet room for many, many years.
7/6
2014
Mantis shrimp wear tinted shades to see UV light http://t.co/PvoQnISy49 via the @latimes
7/5
2014
@AndyTheG http://t.co/BPW6wkWivZHappy 4th http://t.co/0vNz9H3xTb(On a serious note, be sure to check on your pets today.Animal shelters see huge spikes in the number of runaways dogs & cats on the 4th)#HappyScareTheCrapOutOfYourDogDay http://t.co/i4Rl8TCI4QI've given it some serious thought http://t.co/eLZub9jeMxHappy scare-the-crap-out-of-your-dog day
7/4
2014
.@woodlandparkzoo I heard you guys banned gambling at the zoo… TOO MANY CHEETAHS.Now available for pre-order: Red Velvet Mite plush toys! Sperm bubble included! http://t.co/sjxETHj59S http://t.co/22xg2hmTWdHow your body responds to exercise (bonus panel at the bottom) http://t.co/JZ5vPKfXyNHow your body responds to exercise over time http://t.co/ZckEkcbiibComic: How commercial airplanes SHOULD be laid out http://t.co/IgKtTS871C
7/3
2014
If you guys want to see lots of selfies and photos of my pets with an X-Pro II filter please follow me on Instagram http://t.co/F3PfQeltqlNew comic: Sweetie, no one likes selfies http://t.co/Tvph05Ff6s http://t.co/GNdoOChNJa@beatricebiology You're welcome! I saw this and felt like we had some kind of rotten fruit bond, so I followed. http://t.co/cBdyrn9Uw8
7/2
2014
#nofilter http://t.co/RAkcIGCAXA
7/1
2014
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