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Why isn't stir fired scampi a thing?
6/18
2014
The "Hard Problem" of consciousness.Elucidating the Nature of Quantum Unreality
5/2
2014
Shout out to anyone who's squeezed brown sauce on a dogs belly.
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2/2
2013
Psychological Test.... http://t.co/fHGc0TKxqO
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12/2
2013
Whoever came up with 4.8% Stella is a bucking fellend
10/5
2013
If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak.
10/1
2013
#pigeons are stupid
8/31
2013
MARCASS - LADWORK
7/14
2013
@L_a_u_r_a_C @AndrewWWWM Hahaha that's so class
6/23
2013
@jacorabanne with a little pre brunch entertainment #forthelads http://t.co/6sLzksOvNI
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6/22
2013
@kingofmoke @Londonplover @BennethKranagh @LilyLilyC @Kestreleggzzzz @Jooby_Joobs @Jaco_Rabanne @jackmcd83 @siepert @spronkler The best!!!!!
6/9
2013
Star Trek into Whackness.
6/1
2013
hope you choke on your 40k you useless shitcunt skidmark big time charlie Jamie Ohara. YOUR JUST A SHIT PHIL MITCHELL!
5/6
2013
Day off pitchside at Emirates. 2hrs til debut http://t.co/GJ5oz8gwq4
5/3
2013
@BennethKranagh @IndyWorld Brilliant. I think you've just found the inspiration for the sequel.
4/25
2013
@thepymoirs @bennethkranagh @kieldogger Cheers guys looking forwarded too jokes and booze later.
4/13
2013
Why do we love blowing smoke up dead arses so much?
4/12
2013
@aidan_okane @bennethkranagh yeah man we're just about to jump in a cab. Where should we go.
3/30
2013
@LilyLilyC sorry Lilz beat you to it. http://t.co/5iEkNXGOmO
3/29
2013
The fuck? Mike Tyson becomes a Wolverhampton Wanderers fan! | The Sun |Sport|Football http://t.co/0cjjcKtT
2/14
2013
@goal_poacher safe bro only just recovered. How you doing boss?
2/6
2013
So good to be writing again.
1/9
2012
Motu 8pre fire interface for sale, last day: http://t.co/ljzULdAI
11/20
2012
I'd always just assumed pop music was a terrible waste of time/oxygen/plastic but then I did some research . The reality is much much worse.
8/21
2012
@dronesoverEPSM hahaha I think I remember the jizzed of it.
8/10
2012
@goal_poacher @eyehategregg dominated in the end. Now seen mexico at wembley more times than England.#lympics! http://t.co/biBDZBAE@goal_poacher just about to see your boys take on Japan at wembley!
8/7
2012
What Is the Fundamental Nature of Consciousness? Excerpt from Phi http://t.co/NzwniKEI
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8/4
2012
History of Philosophy infographic win: http://t.co/wwfE5rcVJust got a flyer from my local church. Green Lanes is now "The Land of Grace"... Their god must have been busy.
7/5
2012
@BennethKranagh @eyehategregg @kestreleggzzzz @ryancoleuk @marcosldn @spronkler @jaco_rabanne http://t.co/WYWmAKJu
6/30
2012
"Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity." - Joss Whedon
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6/23
2012
"Happy 100th Birthday Alan Turing" - let's get Turing trending in the next 2 days: http://t.co/Hmpj8pRR #Turing
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6/22
2012
First full day of summer -- longest daylight of the year. Which means days get shorter, not longer in summer. Do the Astro.
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6/21
2012
Fascinating: Reddit IAmAn Ex-Member of the Westboro Baptist Church http://t.co/TBLTq9GK
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6/19
2012
#BAFact: To scale, if the Earth/Sun distance were one inch, a light year would be exactly one mile. http://t.co/s6lGJUHk
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6/18
2012
The Church of England oppose love between two real life people as opposed to that of an imaginary man on a cloud who you must give money to.
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6/12
2012
The New MacBook Pro is $0.0004 per pixel. The Old MacBook Pro is $0.0014. #rationalized Where's my credit card?
Retweeted by Gregg BirchTo live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering. #Nietzsche
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6/11
2012
Mr Ferdinand, can I quote your own club manager re fitness: "Tournament football is a game every four days and Rio couldn't handle that."
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6/4
2012
The peasant's pheasant got rather unpleasant when corned in a crescent but a drunken Dave Beasant.
5/28
2012
Slayer without Hanneman is like a universe without gravity.
5/24
2012
@MissyyFlynn I think read it in a books of old laws. I think i bought Here come the hotstepper on tape with coppers. which NOW was it?@BennethKranagh Probably the best cotch in the world yesterday. we need to make those glasses. http://t.co/unEq9QcF@MissyyFlynn Legally coppers can only be refused as payment when they add up to more than .20p
5/19
2012
first google of the day: Non-Commutative Abelian Gauge Theory
5/18
2012
'Turing's Practical Firsts' talk by Prof Brian Carpenter at London's @ScienceMuseum on May 17. http://t.co/s4BEeVyr via @driwatson #Turing
Retweeted by Gregg Birch#joeybartonfilms T*W*A*Tstaying up until 4.00am inventing a sub-atomic particle card game was worth it.
5/15
2012
Shots from our show in Dubai - http://t.co/UkW964pm
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5/13
2012
I'd actually rather see a dog shark hybrid jump a shark though. In fact i'd pay to see that in 3D. Providing it was called PAWS 3D.Either way i would like to see a dog literally jump over a shark, whether real or not.Crufts may have done it. But that would be because a dog literally jumped over a shark, although not a literal shark as it would be a fake.Can a '"talent"' show jump the shark? Or is that called jumping the dog?
5/12
2012
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” --> Happy 94th birthday, Richard P. Feynman.
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5/11
2012
@Chilango_uk Number 1
5/9
2012
Morning all! Have you completed the government's consultation on same-sex marriage yet? You really should... http://t.co/CMlELfit #c4em
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5/8
2012
5. If the universe really cared Fringe would at least be entertaining.4. The universe doesn't care.@eyehategregg: 2. The probability your death will be 'slow' increases every second.3. Get over it.1. You are going to die.Opinion masquerading as fact
5/5
2012
... It's like Michael Bay's made a sequel to a game i used to love.No tackles, bad refs, wanker players, incompetent owners, cheats, racists, corporate 'fans', 200 supporter points to wipe your arse.
4/15
2012
Film Idea. N. Korean rocket goes into sea, hits Titanic wreckage, powers it up & it arrives in NY 100 yrs late. Body of Bin Laden is aboard.
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4/13
2012
@kingofmoke http://t.co/HBTZEOjH
4/11
2012
@GillianJacobs you need to let your uk fans know that season 2 of #community starts tonight! Completely unadvertised!!! 10pm Ch 157 on sky
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4/10
2012
Just saw @CCHELSEAWWOLFE at OBL. spent 50% of the gig enthralled. and 50% wishing JUNIOR was a documentary so i could have the kids. Class..
4/9
2012
Happy Slowest Zombie Transformation in Popular Culture Day!
4/8
2012
@LilyLilyC @BennethKranagh Haha. that's some cute shit there. Bit of duck theme going too..
4/4
2012
Tyson vs Cameron vs Titanic. One of the few times in life when it's just fine to be a "son of a bitch": http://t.co/Nne9HsB6
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4/3
2012
1994: http://t.co/KEgODR9u@AndrewWWWM @BennethKranagh Iron Monkey: http://t.co/2EluycHPHappy Game of Thrones Day
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4/2
2012
Albert Einstein: 10 of his best quotes http://t.co/AbArbm6X
Retweeted by Gregg BirchCat Psychology: lesson 2 The only thing a cat likes more than being stroked is licking the stench of the person who petted it off after.
3/31
2012
Cat Psychology: lesson 1 A cat loves to be strokedNote to #Wolves fans: Buy a copy of fanzine A Load of Bull at 2mrw's game. It's the last ever edition.
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3/30
2012
@2009630417 @eyehategregg no thanks they are literally the worst pair of headphones I've ever owned.
3/28
2012
#Gregg'spasty http://t.co/8XY0ck4CJust to clarify, I have never and will never make George Osbourne a pasty.
3/27
2012
Sludge so dirty I paid 2 quid for it then had to brush my teeth again @bandcamp: http://t.co/5amUs96j
3/26
2012
#whatkindofpersonusesesuptheshityoulikethenbuysshittheylikeasareplacement?#monster #beats #worst #headphones #ever
3/24
2012
Morning all. Happy @WilliamShatner day.
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3/22
2012
Watch a series of seven brilliant lectures by Richard Feynman http://t.co/O29BzY1W The best Bongo player who ever lived.
3/19
2012
Happy disingenuous generic invented consumerist holiday No.2: Mother's guilt day.http://t.co/qLqsjOfdAmazing ant photography: http://t.co/MqW3anOA
3/18
2012
The peak sensitivity of the Human Retina is GREEN, matching the peak spectral output of the Sun.
Retweeted by Gregg BirchThe Sun emits more GREEN light than any other band of light in the rainbow.
Retweeted by Gregg BirchCuriously, light-loving GREEN plants reject the Sun's GREEN light, reflecting it back at you, which is why they look GREEN.
Retweeted by Gregg BirchThe laws of physics conspire to prevent GREEN stars in the universe. They basically come in three colors: Red, White, & Blue.
Retweeted by Gregg Birch#NoBongoIts like that bit in Wrath of Khann where he's got that worm in his ear controlling his thought. Except with bongos. ArrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhOoop he's speeded up again. This could get interesting...
3/17
2012
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