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Seattle. Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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We live in the America where Biff Tannen has the sports almanac.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@stlcountypd @YourAnonNews none of them involve arresting Darren Wilson, however. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯@LandoBeats @Softykjr @KeyoRedd it doesn't sell ads, duh!Sneak peek of tomorrow's New York Times. http://t.co/biq1E06Oy4
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinHappy holidays from America! http://t.co/YpAk8corerThis is how unbelievably segregated #Ferguson is http://t.co/MbNC6qXx2Z http://t.co/QBvVLP71fP
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JoeVeyera my Facebook feed was like that. Mostly from my very religious (white) friends. It's cognitive dissonance.@JoeVeyera wow...there are some racist angry idiots following you joe. 😞😞Man I have some ignorant, racist friends. 😞
11/25
2014
You need to see this picture of Mike Brown Sr. You need to put this right up in front of your face. #Ferguson http://t.co/E6bRHEHmQr
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@ChrisWarcraft literally none. That's why I'm no longer a Christian.@tai_walker lot of racist, ignorant shit out therehttp://t.co/uyNwqsdpHV
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@GovJayNixon: Dont you owe Off. Wilson an apology? #Ferguson
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@GovJayNixon translation: "don't be black, motherfuckers"My conservative white Christian friend just told me there shouldn't be a trial because "we don't know the facts-we weren't there". 😞This guy speaking is like a Dave Chapelle character of a racist white guy.The government story is this: Mike Brown gets shot, runs 148 feet away, and then decides to kill himself by running into a hail of bullets.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Aesj88 no reason to trust them. Murdered the kid. No justice.Go get itWish Russell could throw this well in a game. “@KevinShockey: Seriously awesome video. Seahawks fans will enjoy it. http://t.co/NWvRORtND0Marshawn Lynch might actually be insane.Looks like Twitter’s CFO just had the first-ever M&A DM fail. http://t.co/AuLxVOBJED
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@ProspectInsider yes they are called morons@busylizards well then it's extra unhealthy because that sweat is not organic- it's full of steroids.“I’ll have a rum and coke” Is pepsi ok? “Sure whatever” *hands you a pepsi and coke*
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinI just found out the male Koalas have 2 penises and now I'm just lookin down at my one lonely dick like man I can't catch a break these days
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@BioStocks if it validates the technology how is it not good? Seems like a win for everyone right?@busylizards and actually it's pure sodium- so not so healthy after all.@DCameronFG so much rather have Seager right now than Sandoval thoughKyle Seager! Woot!@given2tweet sooooooo.....time to short then?
11/24
2014
@Andy_Benoit serious question: why does it bother you? Who cares if he speaks? He clearly doesn't feel comfortable talking. Calm down.@busylizards @PeterJohnsonYea I ordered an extra large sausage I seeThank you @SelenaGomez. Thank you for you know what!
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinKaty Perry at the Super Bowl? Gross. Gross gross gross.Red Zone? More like the dead zone@PeterJohnsonYea easy going?? http://t.co/0IeCadHoVS
11/23
2014
@Aesj88 have a great game this weekend! #BOWDOWNTOWASHINGTONReligion does not always correlate with ethics: http://t.co/7z5umxdXvU
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@talktoskirt I wish I even had the opportunity to be cancelled on at this point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Wow that Glenn Burke story on @Radiolab was so sad
11/22
2014
@camilleri22 yes! 🍗🍗@camilleri22 hahaha...I know! It's hard tho! How are you?@PierickSmith @DavisHsuSeattle @RSherman_25 wow!@given2tweet not enough pudding pop...low blood sugar.¯\_(ツ)_/¯I dunno guys, I don't think it's gonna happen. Might need to lower the ol' standards.@talktoskirt define "floor". Does a rug count?@bentownefdn awesome@stevesilberman @DrFunkySpoon @espn @keithlaw this is awful@keithlaw I support you for standing up for common sense and intelligence. And you are correct- science is way more important than baseball!Grotesque: @ESPN suspends @keithlaw from Twitter for defending the theory of evolution. http://t.co/rYdmPdVEs0
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinWow @SOHN killed it tonight. Great show.
11/21
2014
HELLO AND GOODNIGHT! http://t.co/PjZYezDTDS
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@SOHN I'm going!@TMFJMo hahahaha...it's ok, just super overrated and long waits IMO.@CBSNews @JasonLaCanfora that's so raven@TMFJMo well with their horrible food and super long lines it should be heading to the trash.@tedcruz @ChristnNitemare Jesus would TOTALLY turn those poor people away.@SteveSandmeyer because we are getting our ass kicked this Sunday 😞
11/20
2014
@AngmilanoMilano wait is it liar liar?! I'm not at a tv@AngmilanoMilano what?@vsco what's your favorite cam filter for indoor portraits?@TDUByourBUD agreed- it's a stupid pointless awardToday's dating advice: http://t.co/49csWCuKBD
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinThis Don Lemon story has teeth.
11/19
2014
@AngmilanoMilano surfboart@thealientrader People being persecuted cannot be "worse haters". Would you say Martin Luther King was a "worse hater" than white racists?Global Warming- Climate Change is a scare tactic,having little 2 do with the climate and a lot 2do with international control and Globalism
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@CharlieDaniels are you retarded? Serious question.Mariners signed Cuban Misael Siverio to the team- sounds like a Cuban Misael Crisis
11/18
2014
@Softykjr I don't think he messed up the game management. I think the fumble screwed us. Too soon to bag the CP experiment.This is the scene right now in Fergusion via @CNN CRAZY #IndictTheCop http://t.co/Bf0sev1lBH
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@occupythemob @YourAnonNews @CNN insaneThis is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it http://t.co/r4Q0X7MUHl
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinI will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JJ_CI greatest twitter name/avi ever!
11/17
2014
@busylizards exactly. Matt Stafford tried to wear pink twice in one week.@JessamynESPN cuteLions have Golden Tate and Calvin Johnson, yet inexplicably kept trying to make Joique Bell happen. Ugh. They deserve that loss.@given2tweet Luke's purse? Nice@talktoskirt hahahaha@OlRengy nice- what kind of tree?@JaredStanger jada pinkett smith is just awfulWell at least that one Saints fan is better at intercepting than the whole Saints defense.@SteveSandmeyer per twitter followers defensive players are allowed to target helmet to helmet on runners, apparently@ChrisWarcraft yeah@BrianMFloyd shoulder to shoulder at moment ball got there. Can't possibly be a penalty. Crazy@gbellseattle I thought it was a "chief" thing maybe?@Elmo_Keep great article...I was pretty excited for all this. Too bad.
11/16
2014
@avflox what if your penis only fills it up halfway? Asking for a friend@JoeVeyera ah man, sorry@BrianMFloyd I just saw this! Hahaha...amazingWait wait wait...the University of Miami starting QB's mother is Felicia from Friday?? That is awesome. http://t.co/wdHHnINMSBOh boy. Humberto Brown just shit his pants in the middle of this fight. http://t.co/ciY8uGAB3v
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinHahaha...what a shit show this #UWHuskies game has been.@JoyTaylorTalks wow...I went to the wrong schoolIs there anyone worse than Ted Cruz?Only 80's kids will remember this http://t.co/jNMlVzhB0t
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11/15
2014
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