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Freelance iOS Engineer in NJ Helplessly hopeful individual.

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And I’m aware of the multiple syntax errors going on in the generated code, it’s still very much a work in progress 😜It doesn’t work or even compile yet, but so far it’s been a fun exercisePlaying with some funky Swift preprocessing stuff :o http://t.co/QuTREKGWiq
3/2
2015
@sbergxx “butt me, please”
2/28
2015
And here is how my day ends. Thank you @SlackHQ & @Wolfram_Alpha http://t.co/Mb6e9DVyrr
2/27
2015
So this is how my day is going so far http://t.co/fGWfbUbiU6
2/26
2015
Thing thing where UIImageView wildly misbehaviors under Auto Layout and you resort to setting a vanilla view’s layer contents property.
2/25
2015
Presidential vetoes rarely happen these days. Here, on Keystone pipeline, is what they look like. http://t.co/ihbbnGEkZw
Retweeted by jpThe insistence that we all worship at the altar of American exceptionalism has annoyed me for 13+ years: http://t.co/IJfjJocLZu
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2/24
2015
RIP “@TimesofTrenton: Princeton University student's illness is second confirmed case of measles in N.J. http://t.co/2rKrMtVsP0
2/23
2015
@joshriker but it ain’t Gucci, mane@joshriker you’re only good enough to be buried underneath Versace@joshriker no@sbergxx man i hate when my pipettes aren’t calibrated@brianmwang still liberal tho I just want my tax bracket lowered and rich people’s raised 😜40% of your gross income looks a lot more reasonable when your employer is withholding the taxes automaticallyI’ve always been very liberal but I’ve started having intense mixed feelings about taxes ever since going self-employed.
2/20
2015
Behind the App #1: History (http://t.co/VboQR1atpg) is a trip down memory lane
2/19
2015
@alexnaj no worries brah I was just lettin’ ya know@alexnaj running is dumb ya but lifting burns basically nothing so that parts probs wrong
2/18
2015
WTF Happened to PG-13? — https://t.co/EEke8tMcvKHe produced it himself with his bro Stephen too and holy shit did they do a fantastic job. It’s mixed incredibly well, too.I’ve got absolutely no idea what Damian Marley is saying half the time but I can listen to Welcome to Jamrock all day long on repeat
2/17
2015
presidents day is a bullshit holiday created by the presidents companies to sell more presidents.
Retweeted by jpYou know you’re weird when opening a new pack of Pilot G2 0.38mm pens makes you giddy.
2/16
2015
It’s obviously feel-good but it hits home in a number of ways, and it inspires.The movie Chef makes me very happy every time I watch it.
2/14
2015
Thanks, Calendar, I didn’t know http://t.co/mOC4efZFjl@alexnaj http://t.co/7Uuf94Ztjv
2/13
2015
@kerrick yeah I doubt it’ll ever become an issue anyway. Using -description for anything but debugging is pretty dirty though“printf is that like NSLog??” ok I’m doneBut I guess who reads man pages anymore http://t.co/bDspjfn2zBThough I bet doing that is SO common that Apple legit cannot ever change the return value for NSData’s description property.MFW https://t.co/PBJIFlWq0g@jc4p @JasonPunyon @Functionalworks I love this part “New York (Hoboken)”reddit has become convinced its admin ranks are being infiltrated by SJWs bc of course it has http://t.co/q3diw6Ad22
Retweeted by jpHere are the important stories that top news sites are covering right now instead of the #ChapelHillShooting: http://t.co/n62dSfPUaH
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2/11
2015
Severus Snape — Important Scenes in Chronological Order: https://t.co/OX0e20Fe64 Welp, I guess it’s time for a Harry Potter marathon…
2/10
2015
@joshriker cool sentence you got there@jc4p no idea, Swift has always been a bit fucked in Release mode, dunno if this release fixes that or notRelease notes opening strong: “Swift now supports building targets incrementally”@jc4p exceptional interneting sir@jc4p is that Beyoncé fandom circle jerk or srs?I _really_ liked Morning Phase & I listen to it through like once a week. But it shouldn’t have won AotY.This was interesting | Kanye Should Have Taken the Mic From Beck at the Grammys http://t.co/OZJ7S6a5Xo
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2/9
2015
@alexnaj bro, fucking gross
2/8
2015
@alexnaj 😱
2/6
2015
@tymrtn I’m afraid it is not :( I’ll update that today but it’s actually closer to April 1st now@jc4p @tamarshmallows congrats!!
2/5
2015
TestFlight shutting down their standalone service has been such a shit experience. There is a need for both.@alexnaj I can agree to ban k but not n@alexnaj I do not believe that is true sir@alexnaj n@alexnaj k
2/4
2015
@jc4p hi i’m over here being jealous just so you know
2/3
2015
Sports amiriteThe Army of the New Independents — http://t.co/x70dBELmQY@alexnaj @KareemTheGawd “KareemTheGawd” HAHAHAHAHAFeeling unaccomplished? Just remember that in 1993 Shaquille O’Neil went platinum with a rap album called Shaq Diesel. Anything is possible.
2/1
2015
High West Double Rye 👌
1/30
2015
@mietek @paf31 I’ve never tried it, I’ll have to take a lookReact Native is very cool. And the JS bits are pretty irrelevant. It will be awesome to play with this using ClojureScript or TypeScript.
1/29
2015
Friends: jokes so bad they’re funny@jc4p Nora Cox, 26, gathers eggs from the chicken coop in her backyard in Buffalo
1/28
2015
Remote engineering is not a barrier. Embrace it while still preferring face-to-face collaboration. Read http://t.co/8vZlInAAdZ
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1/27
2015
I take that back, it’s not their fault. Xcode sure does get messy when it comes to test targets 😞CocoaPods sure does get messy when it comes to test targets 😞@alexnaj @joshriker 😂❤️@alexnaj @joshriker still waiting on that snapchat reply@joshriker would love to see some examples that aren’t outliers, for srs :D@joshriker yup of course. My research says that’s years away though and not something worth focusing on around our age@joshriker if you ask me, work is about financing the real parts of your life. nbd to hate it as long as you have time for shit you love@joshriker alex piece of shit that don’t snapchat back@joshriker I’m not the one looking, I literally meant look at the jobs you can get and take the highest paying :V@joshriker no, take the job that pays the most money imoDebt in America as described by Andy Samberg in Cuckoo — https://t.co/xRyRTet1xV@GlennF everyone else in Jersey: “Bread & Milk!!!”, Me: Whiskey & Tuna Fish
1/26
2015
Adding heavy use of Storyboards and Prototype Cells to my list of project rejection criteria. There is nothing good about them.
1/25
2015
- "Do you REALLY want your readers to think you support so-called "feminist" ideology?" - "Yes. Unequivocally yes." http://t.co/LBiAbBseBR
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1/23
2015
@alexnaj @ZachAIIen wat@ZachAIIen what a tweet, @alexnaj take a look at this beaut
1/22
2015
@_Jordan I tried for ~2 hours to book earlier, never got past selecting a returning flight. Server errored out every time“Returning behind the camera is Hettie Macdonald, who helmed the Steven Moffat episode Blink (2007).” :O http://t.co/k3xOILmmUE
1/21
2015
@alexnaj thank god@alexnaj what a weird sentence
1/20
2015
Wawa coffee > all other coffee. Fuck yo’ artisanal & bespoke VC-funded beans.RT this if you ID as feminist. I'm tryna see something.
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1/19
2015
@alexnaj @jc4p ludicrous I say!@alexnaj @jc4p srsly did you see that ball
1/18
2015
@alexnaj do you really wanna be the dude with a fuckin cat you god damn loser@alexnaj forever aloneThat goes double for those who are male, white, under thirty, and work in tech. You don’t get a choice 😜$75 is a steal for the incredible content that @ModelViewMedia offers. Don’t hesitate.A good way to show support: if you haven’t picked up your subscription to MVC yet, do it now: http://t.co/ecWZ1K96R3
Retweeted by jpi didn't START OUT like this, i BECAME this through a process of growth, education and opening my ignorant fucking eyes to the world.
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1/17
2015
@alexnaj tyMy favorite recruiters are the ones on LinkedIn that click the “Send Julius InMail” button and still manage to address me as Julian.@alexnaj oh boy oh boy oh boy@alexnaj at 10??
1/16
2015
NYC photographed from 7,500 feet up. Beautiful. https://t.co/Yf9yt5UKx4
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1/14
2015
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