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Writer/marketer. Tweeting from Fenway. Find me: @mettermedia @onthebar

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Are we ever gonna find out why Carl chose to name his baby sister after his 3rd grade teacher? This is The Walking Dead's greatest mystery.Whoa WHAT RT @lilsarg: JESUS. What did Renee Zellweger do to Renee Zellweger? http://t.co/ANfIryCjyG@felixandiris Is there a tracking # for shipping on order 1277? I checked out as guest so when I click "view order" I'm sent to login page@megansarahj I've seen one for a local restaurant even get the name of their client wrong. Also added an S like grandma does to everything.
I'm at Firebrand Saints in Cambridge, MA https://t.co/9Swkg4S3yvI'm at @MotherJuice in Cambridge, MA https://t.co/jU691dNk4h@DJTREX @Carrie_Rachel YES http://t.co/EEdjhQfK70!!!!!!!!! MT @Carrie_Rachel My band #sleaterkinney is getting back together & that we have a new record coming out in 2015.Christian Louboutin is charging $45 for nail polish no one will notice. | Loubi Under Red @Sephora http://t.co/pcJJPYKUz7@BostonMo My boyfriend told me yesterday that my sweater was "practical." That is like the ultimate #1 insult of grandmas everywhere.Monday. http://t.co/Qe6eIGrag9
@saraherib @Uber_BOS as if you always drive your friends around in the back seat@saraherib @Uber_BOS Ran red light, got pulled over, said "don't tell them you're my fare, say we're just friends"Wow what a day with @Uber_BOS! First my driver asks me to lie to the cops for him then tonight I get charged $10 for a car that never came 😠I'm at @LulusAllston in Boston, MA https://t.co/InSvg5eJl3The best part of #HOCR is the announcer because he knows no one is really listeningOminous @ Head of the Charles http://t.co/hKbUtjth7lI'm at Head Of The Charles® Regatta - @hocr in Cambridge, MA w/ @heyratty https://t.co/706n5d45oCFinally got my hands on maple bacon @unionsquaredonuts 🙌 http://t.co/QWZbAbxV59Happy Sunday, my Uber driver just got pulled over and lied to the cops. 😐
@Grosssman surprised it lasted this long tbhWhen did Sweet Caroline's in @TheFenway close? Just noticed the windows all papered up @universalhubI'm at Nuggets Records in Boston, MA https://t.co/OLZMxA99wQ@saraherib Yellow tights should be banned from the universeBeers and Blogs: Linking Social Media and Beverage Brands http://t.co/3EsNDejxHo via @B2CommunityFYI I KILLED IT with my chocolate chip cookies last night. Brown butter + homemade vanilla sugar/extract = #success.Chef Stacy Cogswell Breaks Down the #TopChefBoston Debut http://t.co/lzKTq2hdHkHey guys I found the most beautiful child in the entire WORLD https://t.co/tvNs2m4R3e
@washe2014 Viva Habanera is my favorite too!#ff @mettermedia @discolyssa @jasminejamboree @kciccolini @saraherib @angelabray @Nate_Bluhm #MMSalem next week! :D http://t.co/4KGQJ249eR
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniSummer's over, get over it with these fall cocktails around #Boston http://t.co/2kB6Rfo282 (new blog for @onthebar) http://t.co/i7Hc68BXDOHyprolapse #RuinTechnology @midnightGoogle Faps #RuinTechnology @midnight
#GIRLBOSS alert! Happy #NATIONALBOSSDAY to our super bosses @haveyoumetter & @discolyssa! Love, the MM Team :) http://t.co/wl2ZgLwGgi
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniI'm at The Merchant Kitchen & Drinks - @merchantboston in Boston, MA https://t.co/XV03orsk4u@devrafirst And the first one out on First One Out has to find a new profession.
Fun fact: George Wendt is Jason Sudeikis's uncle. #TopChefBostonJust need to get @marty_walsh on a Guy Fieri show now #TopChefBostonWhat's it like to go through life being so good looking @PadmaLakshmi?? #TopChefBoston@BuzzFeed MY OWN because I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no bootleg password"I didn't come here to toss salads." #TopChefBostonan honor to be associated with @foodandwine and greg's junk #TopChef #foulmouth #sorrymom
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniYou're not sorry. RT @HeyRatty .@KatsujiTanabe is NOT happy as a Clam (sorry) (bye) #TopChef #TopChefBostonTHESE ARENT KOSHER MEXICAN JAPANESE TACO CLAMS!!! #TopChefBoston #TopChef
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniDid someone just say "Boom goes the dynamite"? #TopChefBostonThat short man is gonna be a problem. #TopChefBoston#TopChefBoston here we go!Watching @GroovebookApp on Shark Tank, seems pretty cool. http://t.co/XYOmba6z0C. Anyone use it?"To dress “normal” is the height of chic, yet to call someone 'basic' is the chicest put-down." http://t.co/f45W4Ws61A via @TheCutAdvice from the liquor store... #savmor http://t.co/Uof6Soc416
Retweeted by kristen ciccolini"Amal Alamuddin is the latest exhibit in the museum of disempowered women" http://t.co/jFGoiciEOy
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniAlso 👏 is supposed to be clapping so your alleged high five should have little Doritos all around it too but it does NOT.If 🙏 were really supposed to be a high five, wouldn't the sleeves be different colors to denote different people? #PRAYERHANDS@smayflowers920 I FEEL YOU. Life Alive rules.Drink shitty beer if you want (love myself some High Life) but what's with the weird ire @davidchang?! http://t.co/cKomTDKtb7HOW TO EVEN FOR DUMMIES #snort http://t.co/h1geiR4oic
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniCounting down til I can get rid Comcast.... | Next Year You'll Be Able to Get HBO Online Without Cable http://t.co/2k48YEy7J5America still isn't totally cool with lady-bosses: http://t.co/dXNmsszx80 http://t.co/mj2OFgRBDf via @thescienceofusGet all the sage advice you'll ever need from our very own @StevieNicks Wisdom Generator: http://t.co/a8KXZlCMHw http://t.co/ZbsRmp5JhI
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A win for The Man! | Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://t.co/1BpQ82Wwis via @TheOnionHow Pappy Van Winkle Became King of the Whiskeys http://t.co/EvX2OiPFuS via @grubstreetI’m So Tired Of This Sentimental BS About How #SocialMedia Is Bad For Us http://t.co/Gk5bZph72j via @thefriskyAwesome "layer-lapse" video of Boston by Julian Tryba http://t.co/GAzYqll8N6@bostoncommag @bravoTv @bravotopchef I think you have some photos mixed up!Uber but for energy crises | Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Society has bigger problems than what can be solved with your app" http://t.co/381p5Ue5BxI've had 4 hours sleep in the last 42 hours. This is healthy right?@angelabray Impossible! You're a millennial!@JennyJohnsonHi5 Is there a photo of her chugging it while doing yoga in weird pants on a tree because that's what people from my HS do now
One last caffeine jolt before we hit the road (at @DarlingCoffeeNy in New York, NY) https://t.co/FkAmYmdO45@ConciergeBoston @marty_walsh @theurbanologist I think he might be the only one.@BostonNewsMan @ConciergeBoston @Target WE STILL HAVE TO WAIT TIL 2015?? I've been staring at that lot for two years with my fingers crossed@theurbanologist @HeyRatty @saraherib Also is "well-off young professionals" the new "dang milliennials!"?@theurbanologist @HeyRatty @saraherib Oh no, people are going out more and enjoying themselves while patronizing local businesses?? Awful!Clear your calendar: @vialecambridge opens this Wednesday night in Cambridge's Central Square. http://t.co/n0rW5PE9mp
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniUgh, snubbed again! RT @TIME: Penelope Cruz named Esquire's 'sexiest woman alive' http://t.co/nNIl7tflnPKeep the holiday, lose Columbus [via @thedailybeast] http://t.co/I6xvX8bJth
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@HellOnHeelsGirl Can you share this photo...@saraherib http://t.co/NlscuFxe6C@MacaronParlour Thanks for the delicious macarons tonight! My mom tried her first one and loved it! http://t.co/2qimPVjF4ZWondering if I should have gotten the Cheeto-flavored macaron and how angry it would make French… http://t.co/6xVP0t36MxI'm at Kefi in New York, NY https://t.co/hQXtSsxod7#sweaterweather http://t.co/Ys3LaBrQ16Oh yes (at @Birchbox Soho in New York, NY) https://t.co/r74HWH1J3MJust posted a photo http://t.co/xtEwH98eQD@lukeoneil47 Haven't seen the movie yet, but in the book, Amy writes him as hugely misogynist in her fake diary so her murder seems likelyEVERYONE WAKE UP IT'S TIME FOR #BRUNCH AGAIN
Retweeted by kristen ciccoliniHow convenient! RT @nytdining: Great places to grab coffee http://t.co/MW7WS7fRUR
party time 🎉🎊 (@ New York City - @nycgov in New York, NY) https://t.co/Q89iL3nIREHome is where the pasta is 🍝🍴🍷 (@ Cristina's Restaurant in Leominster, MA) https://t.co/rozH0DWkoWDo all moms like to keep their houses at a balmy 45 degrees or just mine?
.@mettermedia in a nutshell http://t.co/YnbPI4pIRI@mettermedia @saraherib @KiddDrnkadelic did someone say totsHeading to New York this long weekend? Here's 5 #Brooklyn Bartenders You Need to Know http://t.co/gksaISalTo, my latest for @onthebarMalala Yousafzai, Kailash Satyarthi are awarded the Nobel Peace Prize http://t.co/u6mcqMIeu3 http://t.co/RoHxyNIZWO
Retweeted by kristen ciccolini@ConciergeBoston @DunkinDonuts @DunkinBoston @theurbanologist @derjue @HeyRatty Let's end this madness.
@JPMusicFestival @exhexband I approve of this message!Suits drinking vodka sodas with lemon talking about how easy it must be to bartend. lol.@discolyssa Does he look like a leather couch because most people who say things like that do. #paleforeverI'm at The Wholy Grain in Boston, MA https://t.co/2I3TJB3tKdHey what are you trying to say @CrownPublishing?? http://t.co/ETIL9kYIUR
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