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Eva C Scanlan @ThatEvaOne NYC via Ireland.

Dubliner in New York. Theatre & Events Producer: @terranovaNYC, Darling & Company, #24HrDub @abbeytheatre. All controversial/hilarious views my own.

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As Above, So Below....? Yeaaaaaahno.I have NEVER in my life seen a photo of a dog in a pool and thought it was 'incredible', let alone 15 of them. #InternetHyperboleIsKillingMeConsidering vegetarianism. Again.@MeganKosmoski Are you going to leave all those crumbs there, or....? #LickThePlate@OhThatRMurphy Her face as the ball bounces. #Ruhroh@MeganKosmoski That's a damn good-lookin' croissant.Some people really shouldn't have pets. http://t.co/hi1hJf0myd
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanSo @MattBors basically predicted that horrid NYT article http://t.co/tuGzlFx13U
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@LauraVogel Has @kelcieb seen this? She's mad for the lambs, so she is!The only thing that can stop an inexperienced 9-year-old with a gun is an experienced adult with an exceptional safety record. Wait.
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@LetaTremblay Dads are the BEST! :) Safe trip, and see you in Sept! (HOW IS IT NEARLY SEPTEMBER!?)@LetaTremblay When are you back in town? We should do something fun. Safe trip. Hope there's someone to pick you up in the dead of night!@LetaTremblay Hey girl, hey... Hope you make it! Going for work / pleasure?Don't marry a hairy man unless you've put aside Swiffer money.
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanJust remembered, I saw a photo of someone I kinda know today & said: 'Oooh, he's got lovely hair. It's shiny, like a black labrador.' WHAT?Calm down, a 9-year-old child accidentally killed someone with an UZI. It's not like she saw a gay couple kiss or a woman breastfeed.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@AODhubhshlaine Society doesn't judge you NEARLY enough. Friendsish.@AODhubhshlaine It's not stealing if it is HANDED to you. Pfff.@AODhubhshlaine I said hello to a toddler in a restaurant on the weekend and he handed me his dad's wallet. ALMOST got away with it.But....that's 3 different.... RT @Jew_Chainz: OMG http://t.co/CK3UYarMSU
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan“@ZacharyQuinto: “@RealMattLucas: RT if this is one of the weirdest things you've ever seen." https://t.co/fHzAFVOUyC 100%” Wait... What?
@TophHooperton #Blessed@TophHooperton Not by ME though!@TophHooperton http://t.co/v9nXajz6l3 Will this do?Why is it so warm? I'm boiling to death and I can't sleep.
What is with those goddamn chimes? #Emmys2014@julieklausner What a visual."Work hard," I whisper to my daughters. "And one day you too could be honored for your talent by being rotated on a platform on live TV."
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanThe year is 2135. The entire continent of Africa is covered in a layer of Tom's Shoes so thick it is no longer habitable.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@FeldmanAdam And WHAT a line. Collen Donaghy was the best.Oh, wait, scratch that.Whoa... No Robin Williams? :/ Or a whole other section? #Emmys2014Oy vey. This was a bad year for dying.'Our Academy is evolving...' Here's a pretty lady on a revolving platform. #Emmys2014Cole-burt. #Emmys2014@TophHooperton Rrriiiiight. I will tell that person, so. *sniff*@TophHooperton So if you were nominated by someone in NYC tomorrow you WOULDN'T take part...? #AskingForAFriendThis bit is dying. #Emmys2014JLD & Bryan Cranston - je t'aime.Shows I didn't realize were still on air: Episodes, Mike & Molly, Nurse Jackie.@DulachG It seems to be a tribute alright!Everyone is very orange... #Emmys2014Fred Armisen and Ty Burrell have the same glasses. #Emmys2014Forgot that @Richard_Schiff was in my dream last night til right now. He was angry & threw a bicycle across a road into a hedge. Long story.@AODhubhshlaine Would you be fierce cross if I nominated you for an ice-bucket MND challenge?@AODhubhshlaine No, I meant is liking Simply Red, specifically, frowned upon.Found myself listening to Simply Red this morning and I quite enjoyed it. Is that still frowned upon?
I'll tell you where you got that cough now. Doing that ice bucket water thing.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@obrienmark Powerscourt?Off Twitter for a day to avoid #DoctorWho spoilers, and have returned to find #CamelToeChallenge exists. Humans, you're doing it wrong.
Word to the wise! If you are late to a show with a no late seating policy, calling me a bitch is SUPER unlikely to help your case.Congrats @burroughs_bryan on all the @edfringe love and glory! Such a remarkable piece of theatre, it's very well earned! :)@burroughs_bryan @olwenfouere @jencoppinger Looking forward to seeing it at @BAM_Brooklyn later in the year!If I worked at Subway I would say “Ew gross” after placing each item you asked me to put on your breakfast sandwich.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@NicGrelli That could also go: - Knock knock Who's there? - Kevin Sorbo. Kevin Sorbo who? - [shrugs sadly] That's show-business. #notmyjoke
I'm so ecstatic about the thought of getting into bed. It's making me giddy.That's a wrap on Thursday.2am and I'm leaving work after a 15 hour day. Retreat done, grant submitted. I think we've broken the back of this week.
Thanks to grant applications, I can now accurately guess a word & character count at 100 paces. And Twitter too, I suppose.Excellent poster at tonight's protest to #repealthe8th (photo: @Emyvale) http://t.co/WG2yL1c1Xr
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@PauloReido I heard it was awful and purposely avoided it until it was suddenly in front of me. Such disrespect for the man & his family.includes @NYPost? MT @bobcesca_go Twitter Announces Suspension of Users Posting Images of James Foley’s Beheading http://t.co/IcHa8fb2it
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanManaged to avoid the @nypost all day until right now. Knocked the wind out of me. Horrifying. Fucking disgusting gutter press."Armagayddon" - new short directed by Martin Gaughan, written by me & @kevinmcgahern for @lgbtNOISE. https://t.co/fIHMuvnPyY See you Sunday.
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanEvery time I try to figure out how to do double sided printing, I have to pretend my hand is the paper and imagine its journey. #ZenOne of my insteps seems higher than the other. Who do I see about that? #HighInsteps #HighInstepProblemsIreland, I love you, but you're bringing me down: http://t.co/ZzG70gEy1u This is heartbreaking. #repealthe8th@AODhubhshlaine 3.05pm.Scratch that, found it. http://t.co/l3FS6rWsGIPeople at home, I missed something: what does #NotAVessel refer to? Who said women are vessels? Direct quote? #MigrantX #repealthe8thO'Connell Street right now. #repealthe8th http://t.co/rSEdPhlV2c
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@BeccaTheSM As numbers go, eight-HUNdred eight-eight-eight, eight-eight-EIGHT-eight is hard to beat. #eight@LisaGarvo Is it really you?!@YourDagNYC Hi! Do you sell fresh flowers at your stores? Specifically sunflowers?[deepest sigh] http://t.co/uFPRtvAoq1
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@PlayFairIre I believe with Cafe Press you can design and the buy however many or few you need. All types of merch, incl totes.And this, UK friends, is why I seriously wonder why you're not rioting at train stations - via @cmcgovern: http://t.co/wv5Wwi0m92
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanI've missed so many moments where Irish people are marching to drag Ireland out of the past. I'm there in spirit. #RepealThe8th #MigrantX@darraghdoyle Mini-breaks!Oh dear, it would appear I'm all out of lollipops. Perhaps I could interest you in an ass-whoopin'?We are 2nd listed on Theater & Broadway in NYC:Critics' picks @timeoutnewyork @fringenyc @andshebakes11 @terranovanyc http://t.co/nesZxqqPi9
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanSome politicians say there's "no appetite" for a referendum. Does appetite matter when you're condoning force feeding? #repealThe8th
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan4 Stars from Timeout, 3 shows left, 2 Types of Nut Butter, and 1 Vegan Raisin Risa Episode! Yummy!! @risasarachan- http://t.co/hW1HMAxuA9
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanDay 3 of the week from hell. (Retreat done, still on: NEA grant, closing and striking 2 shows, running another show, major event tomorrow.)@AODhubhshlaine The trailer is pretty funny. When does it air?RT@AndSheBakes11 4 Stars @TimeOutNewYork, 3 shows, 2 Nut Butters & 1 RaisinRisa Episode! @risasarachan @FringeNYC http://t.co/SkJtXcVTdZ
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanYou've tried: [x] smear campaign [x] terrorizing citizens [x] arresting media [x] curfews [x] Nat'l Guard Why not? [ ] arresting Wilson
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@moby_dickhead Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time...@AODhubhshlaine Seriously, remind me about it at regular intervals. Please. Thanks. All the other things I'm meant to say in this situation.@AODhubhshlaine In the middle of the week from hell, but I'll try to catch up when things calm down. Btw, stay on me re sculpture thingy.@AODhubhshlaine Ginge.[Cellino and Barnes jingle] You're welcome.Boots and pants and boots and pants. #bootsandpantsandbootsandpants https://t.co/438pnIglwxSo I've just been told that the phrase 'Chinese whispers' is racist. Discuss.@ireland You don't see enough crotch-grabs / running-man dances at beauty pageants, I'll tell you that.Just saw someone pick a napkin off the subway platform, tear a piece off, and eat it. There but for the grace of god. #NYCPeace keeper: "Every night we're getting closer" to someone getting killed in #Ferguson "Tonight might be the night. I hope I'm wrong."
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanI shouldn't need to know that milk helps for when you get tear gas in your eyes. No one should need to know that.The people of #Ferguson have been protesting nonstop for 10 days straight. Facing down tanks & heavy weapons. Sit with that for a minutes.
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I'm never more homesick than I am when reading Twitter during #RoseOfTralee. God bless the snark.
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