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Eva C Scanlan @ThatEvaOne NYC via Ireland.

Dubliner in New York. Theatre & Events Producer: @terranovaNYC, Darling & Company, #24HrDub @abbeytheatre. All controversial/hilarious views my own.

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Maybe a smidge tired and emotional, but the closing scenes of S1 of #Derek had me bawling. Tears streaming down my face, INDEED.
@TophHooperton You'll go viral and be the toast of London Town before you get back. Good planning!@TophHooperton Show me!!@jdcarter Worst part was he was walking around the tiny terminal, so it kept getting louder & softer. Creepy as anything. Earphones/lalala!@TophHooperton Your send off from your colleagues made me emotional, btw. Could have been the sleep deprivation, but totes emoshe.@TophHooperton That bodes well for my stand-up career. 'You GUYS, the REASON it's funny is because no one expects the Monsignor to..' Etc.@TophHooperton Maybe that's an @AODhubhshlaine thing.@TophHooperton Oh, I know. I was doing that thing where I pretend you're a confused / old stranger who may need help. #ExplainingJokes.@TophHooperton Sir?Gosh... Was there ever a creature as lovely as young Robert DeNiro?@jdcarter Once, late at night in a near-deserted airport in the UK, I was totally alone w/ some dude whistling the Kill Bill Whistle Song. 😳“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@lovelynitemusic Break a leg, Leah!No queue has ever moved slower than at the @hmusa on Lex & 59th St. I've seen glaciers move faster.Inspiring! When A Couple’s Baby Had A Life-Threatening Condition, Doctors Used A 3D Printer To Make Them A New Guitar http://t.co/YIenV32YgS
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanFive little old ladies got off the bus as I was getting on. The bus that smells suspiciously like wee. 👵👵👵👵👵🙊@AODhubhshlaine YES. Maybe. What time works?And as my busy-busy work dies down, my insomnia ramps up a gear or two. Nice timing, body! Way to have my back!
I feel like cats are standing on their hind legs more now than before... that used not happen so often when I was younger...@TophHooperton Exactly! Chew on that for a second, KID! *Sobs*5 y/o niece re photo of me w/ @TophHooperton: Is that Eva's husband? Sis: No, Eva isn't married. Niece: Oh... I feel so sad for her. Yeah.Booking a single adult ticket to Disneyland Paris feels weird. I swear I'll be meeting people there. With children. :/I will be bringing FOUR nieces & nephews to see the #weebra @DublinZoo in July! https://t.co/hbp2AEytIVOur #AllFemaleOthello opens tomorrow. These women are incredible. You'd better come see. http://t.co/fukvFnKsCd
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@AODhubhshlaine Well, are you famous yet?
Finally got around to watching #Derek. Sad, funny, sweet, and mean, like all the the best comedies.
#Prizes tonight! @scottspizzatour @39stepsny @terranovanyc @mocanyc @CityWineryNYC @ThumbsCookies @SubCulture_NYC + $200 jackpot
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanGod, I can’t wait to have a car again. Someone buy me a car for when I get home, yeah? Thanks.
@TheSarahBiz Yeah ya do. Miss you guys! Hope it’s a fantastic show! xx
@spillaneda The Great Manbun Debate of 2015. What could possibly go wrong?!@spillaneda I'm a fan of the manbun. Go for it.#JordanSpiethsCaddy tho'...if you handed me this and then I discovered it was actually yoghurt, peach and apple they would never find your body http://t.co/cbX0PwncYY
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanAnyone who says women are only supporting Hillary because she's a woman clearly thinks women are stupid and also forgot about Sarah Palin.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@tomcreed1980 Mail...kimp? I miss that kid more than anything.Just FROZE on the side of the street as I thought a sock fell out of my bag. Good news, no sock. Bad news, I'm seeing things.Ooh, while I was at a pretty boring play, @HillaryClinton announced her campaign for 2016. America, there's hope for you yet. #Hillary2016#HIVEMIND My MacBook Air has started making a repetitive k-k-k-k-k noise every 5 secs. Help? Guess this is the week I learn to back-up.
@TophHooperton That's why I'd go, let's be honest.@TophHooperton Did they take anything? Reveal they've been spying on you? 'Oh, I've always wanted that beanbag in your living ro--- oops!'I don't know what's more disturbing: how far off the mark I was on my tax guesstimate, or the amount of Seamless I ordered in 2014. :/
#TaxReturn 1st question: 'On Dec 31, 2014 were you single / married / divorced / widowed...' etc. There's no 'It's Complicated' option...?Ok, Scanners. Seriously. #TaxReturn time. C'mon now. Stern voice, etc. *Makes plate of crackers & brie before looking for bag of receipts.*Alright. Tax return time. *cracks neck* ... *checks Twitter*...I'm Zen as bejaysus today. Come at me, world!Join @terranovanyc at @59E59 at 4pm for a staged reading of Eliza Bent's DONT GO NEAR THE QUARRY, part of the #GroundworksNewPlaySeries.
@kyleharry I only get my Irish butter from Irish stores where it costs about $10. I didn't know they had a knock-off version!@kyleharry Blasphemy! I’m talking about proper Irish Kerrygold. I won’t hear a word against it! Is there a US knock-off version? :/@amandaseales #DickWhippery - I will never forget the time and date I've heard this for the first time! Amazing.@AODhubhshlaine I was JUST thinking about needing one of those. Not for actors, but freelancing in general. Any leads?I'm going to make it my life's work to educate the US on proper butter. This yellow-spread bullshit has got to go. #Kerrygold for life.#TheVoice is on in b/g. From what I can gather, singers just sing the chorus repeatedly while the audience grows increasingly hysterical?My take-out place sent two plates with my lunch delivery. #Shade.@AODhubhshlaine #SayNoMore is the Irish #amirite?
@TheSarahBiz Oh dear. Quite glad I’ll be away for all of the 2016 shenanigans. :) Good luck with that!@TheSarahBiz Wait, what? I'm after seeing a few tweets about 2016. What date is it?!!
@kateoriot I'm half way through the book, and 1/4 way through the throwing out phase. It's cleansing. It's all gotta go by July, anyway!@kateoriot Did you #KonMari?This is mesmeric. https://t.co/RbV2AjIiL1@TheSarahBiz Yup. I’ve been round-the-clocking it for a show, and today on our dark night, disaster. Must go medicate. G’night! Feel better!Thanks @PippinParker @TheSarahBiz! Will take to the cot, post-haste.@TheSarahBiz Aw man. The worst. :( I’m off to gargle salt water (hurl), take my propolis and anti-bs and try to head it off at the pass.@TheSarahBiz …long-awaited bout actually landed. It was waiting for my day off, see… and here, like clockwork, Janksville.@TheSarahBiz Oh shit! That must screw up all the singing/talking/everything! :( My last doc gave me a stash of amoxicillin for when this@TheSarahBiz Yep. #Commie #WatchList@TheSarahBiz But I hope YOU feel better soon too! It does suck! xx@TheSarahBiz Oh thanks! I’ll think I’ll have to wait til I get back to the socialist state that is Ireland for my free-ish healthcare! :)Word to the wise, don't put 'tonsils' into a Twitter search. Also, don't share pictures of your janky-ass tonsils on Twitter.Is there any point in getting my tonsils out at the age of 34? Or should I just suck it up and get throat infections for the next 50 years?Missing all the craic at #RTERoadtoRising, it seems. Sure the bit of sunshine is only grand.@LisaGarvo @republicoftelly Whatwhatwhaaaaaat? Streuth!I am absolutely, 100%, unequivocally NOT getting a flu. Not happening. Shut it down.
The collective noun for a group of internet trolls is an "actually."
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanUgh. Putting away laundry is the WORST.#MadamSecretary is on in the background. The TV stand is straining under the weight of all this exposition and heavy-handed dialogue.After a crazy week of load-in & tech, we've just finished our 3rd preview of @terranovanyc's #59Underland @59E59. Next up: ALL the laundry.@BeccaTheSM Laaaaaaamb. That's making me drool and I just ate a huge bowl of pasta.@BeccaTheSM And thank you, because you're a goddamn rockstar. Love!@BeccaTheSM Go tend to your kittenly duties! #KittenWatch2015Here's a fun exercise: try to find correspondence in your Gmail from at least 7 years ago using only the word 'financial' and 'meeting'. Go.
Post #59Underland Aïdatini at the @59E59 EBar. Delish. http://t.co/MJsqaU4eBBBrit 1: Excuse me, sorry, can I just... Brit 2: Yes, of course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know what's happening>
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanGot 11 hours sleep and I'm ready for #59underland 2nd preview tonight. Will very possibly NOT walk into walls with the fatigue now. Woohoo!
Overheard after #59Underland: 'It's so good and sooooo creepy!' True story! Check it out @59E59 by @terranovanyc @findallyc Apr 3-25!I might become a scientologist. Tom Cruise and John Travolta swear by it, and they don’t seem at all absolutely fucking nuts.
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanWe are lining up lights and sound to the hundredth of a second. #smsolutions #autofollows #59Underland
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan#59Underland with @OITNB star Annie Golden begins perfs tonight! @BroadwayWorld report: http://t.co/TSxJ8scLZu http://t.co/GNe1zqesYT
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanTonight, qualifying show #Underland opens @terranovanyc @59E59. Get your tickets! Running thru April 25. http://t.co/ILhuMg2a47
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@kateoriot There was a LOT of Oy-ing today. A whole lot.@kateoriot Van pick-up / Home Depot pick-up / Venue drop-off / Other pick-up / Other drop-off / Venue drop-off / Van drop-off / Lunch @ 9pm.@jensrasmussen Wait til you see the REAL prop... That's why you have two kidneys.Looking over today's calendar - oh the innocence of penciling in 2 hours to do a Home Depot run. Cut to 7 hours later...
#TIDALforALL is the new #KONY2012, or something.The concern etched on the faces of these multi-millionaires is incredibly touching. :/ #TIDALforALLwhy they acting like they found the cure to cancer #TIDALforALL http://t.co/ShhT0zTits
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan"Chekhov for the Outback" is how Australian playwright Alexandra Collier describes her play UNDERLAND @terranovanyc http://t.co/w0X6sjazz4
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan#AshersBakery feel they couldn't stand before God if they made a gay cake. God made gay PEOPLE. I'm pretty sure He's cool with gay cakes.
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Delivered a cricket bat to #59Underland rehearsals. @jensrasmussen will be channeling his inner Shaun... #RemoveTheHeadOrDestroyTheBrainI wonder if christian bakers would have a problem with these? @KingOfIona http://t.co/pJuI5SO1T3
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@MissKeelyD !! Jaysus, it seems anything can happen in the future!
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